Bluebird Sues Cat

A bluebird is suing a cat for tormenting him. The bluebird, who is seeking unspecified damages, alleges that the cat has been stalking and harassing him for years.

The bluebird’s lawyer Hachiko argued that the cat’s actions have caused the bluebird severe emotional distress and have led to him losing sleep.

The bluebird also claims that the cat has chased him away from his nest and has prevented him from feeding his young.

The cat’s lawyer Babar argued that the bluebird has no evidence to support his claims and that the cat is simply acting like a typical cat.

The cat also claimed that the bluebird is a nuisance and that he has been known to eat insects and rodents.

Judge Buttercup found the cat guilty and ordered him to pay the bluebird $5,000 in damages.

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