Man Finally Comfortable Just Holding a Duck’s Head

A man who had been struggling to feel comfortable simply holding a duck’s head is finally at ease, sources confirmed Thursday.

“I was always self-conscious about just holding a duck’s head,” said the man, who wished to remain anonymous. “I felt like I needed to be doing something else with it, like maybe petting it or putting it in my mouth. But now I’m just content to hold it, and that’s a really nice feeling.”

The man said he first began to feel comfortable holding the duck’s head after he “just let go” and stopped worrying about what other people might think.

“I realized that I don’t need to explain myself to anyone,” he said. “I’m just holding a duck’s head because I want to, and that’s OK.”


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