In a stunning development that is sure to revolutionize the oral care industry, a new study has found that that a new, faster toothbrush may cause insanity.
The new toothbrush, which is said to be able to clean teeth in just seconds, has been shown to cause a dramatic increase in the levels of a key brain chemical called serotonin. This, in turn, can lead to a number of serious mental health problems, including anxiety, paranoia, and delusions.
Researchers say that the high-speed movement of the bristles could cause the brain to become overloaded.
“The high-speed movement of the bristles could cause the brain to become overloaded, leading to insanity.”
While it is still too early to say definitively that the new toothbrush is responsible for these issues, the evidence is certainly mounting. And, given the potentially devastating consequences, it is clear that more research is needed to determine whether or not this new technology is safe for use.
The study’s authors say that the toothbrush should be taken off the market immediately.
