Velociraptors rejoice as Nasdaq plummets

The Nasdaq crash may have been bad for investors, but it was a fun ride for velociraptors. The prehistoric creatures were seen frolicking and playing amidst the wreckage of the stock market, and seemed to be having a great time.

“This is the best day ever!” said one velociraptor. “I just love it when the market crashes and everyone is in a panic. It’s so much fun to watch!”

Another velociraptor added, “I’m just glad we don’t have to invest in stocks. This whole system is a mess.”

The velociraptors seemed to be having the time of their lives, and it was clear that they were not worried about the Nasdaq crash at all.

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